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Melgund Township Winter Story Library

Operation Slush Fund - Script

by Jamie F. Bell | Script

EXT. PARK - DAY

Brown slush explodes under denim knees.

SAM (11), intense eyes framed by a puffy black coat, freezes in the mud. He stares ahead.

Forty yards away, THE TARGET (40s) walks with jerky speed. He wears a beige trench coat and clutches a hard-shell briefcase.

The sun glares down. The air is thick, humid. Steam rises from the melting snow.

LEO (11), wearing a neon green toque that pushes his ears out, crouches behind a cedar bush.

LEO

You’re gonna get trench foot.

Sam crawls forward. Mud soaks his shins.

SAM

Shut up. And stop breathing so loud. You sound like a pug.

LEO

I have a deviated septum. My mom says it’s structural.

SAM

The Target doesn’t care about your nose structure. He’s gaining ground.

Sam wipes muddy hands on his coat. Sweat beads on his hairline.

The Target steps over a massive puddle. His knuckles are white on the briefcase handle.

Leo scurries up beside Sam. His boots make a wet SHLUCK-SHLUCK sound.

LEO

Who even uses a briefcase anymore?

SAM

Someone running codes. Or carrying a biological weapon. Look at the grip. No swinging.

LEO

Maybe it’s a sandwich. A really heavy sandwich.

SAM

Focus. We have to flank him before he reaches the Bridge of Doom.

Sam darts to a water fountain wrapped in black plastic. He presses his back against it.

BZZZT. BZZZT.

Sam ignores the vibration in his pocket.

Leo waves his hand in a vague, chopping motion.

LEO

Movement.

The Target stops. Checks his watch. Looks back.

Sam drops flat. His nose hovers inches from a cigarette butt stained with pink lipstick.

LEO

Did he see us?

Leo hides behind an overflowing garbage can.

SAM

Negative. He’s looking for his contact.

LEO

I want a pizza.

SAM

No rations until the objective is secured.

Sam peeks. The Target walks faster now, heading toward the Great Lawn.

EXT. GREAT LAWN - CONTINUOUS

A minefield of grey snowdrifts and fibrous slime.

Sam sprints. His foot punches through the sugary crust into freezing water. SPLASH.

He grimaces but keeps running.

Leo lags behind, arms flailing, heavy backpack bouncing. He slips, catching himself on a bench.

Sam skids to a halt behind a large oak tree.

SAM

Contact front!

A WOMAN struggles with three Golden Retrievers on tangled leashes. The dogs bark wildly at a squirrel on a hydro pole.

SAM

Obstacle. We’ll be neutralized by slobber.

Leo points. The Target nears the tree line.

LEO

The Target is getting away!

SAM

We have to go off-road.

LEO

Into the brambles? Sam, no. My coat is polyester. It rips if you look at it wrong.

SAM

Do you want to save the city or not?

Sam dives into the brush.

EXT. THICKET - CONTINUOUS

Dry sticks whip at Sam’s face. He shields his eyes.

The roar of traffic fades. The only sound is the SCRATCH of twigs on nylon.

Sam stumbles. Grimaces. Keeps moving.

He bursts out the other side. A fresh red scratch marks his cheek.

Leo crashes through a moment later. A dead leaf sticks to his toque.

LEO

I think I swallowed a bug. In January. That’s against nature.

SAM

Target?

LEO

12 o’clock. By the gazebo.

EXT. GAZEBO HILL - CONTINUOUS

A rotting Victorian structure sits atop a slope of dead yellow grass.

The Target sets the briefcase on the railing.

Sam and Leo crawl army-style up the wet slope. Mud coats their fronts.

SAM

He’s opening it.

They huddle behind a concrete planter filled with frozen dirt.

The Target clicks the latches. SNAP. SNAP.

He lifts the lid.

Sam stares. Intense focus.

The Target reaches in and pulls out...

A sandwich wrapped in wax paper.

Leo lets out a long EXHALE.

LEO

I told you. It’s a sandwich.

The Target unwraps it. Ham. He takes a bite, looking out over the muddy park with a bored expression.

SAM

It’s a decoy. The real payload is under the false bottom.

LEO

He’s eating the payload, Sam.

A huge CROW lands on the railing. CAW.

The Target flinches, dropping a piece of ham.

SAM

Asset down. He’s communicating with the avian drone.

Leo stands up. His knees CRACK.

LEO

The crow is hungry. I’m hungry.

SAM

Abort! Leo, do not engage!

Leo walks up the hill. Sam watches, tense.

Leo stops near the Target.

LEO

Hey.

The Target jumps. Pulls the briefcase closer.

TARGET

Hey?

LEO

Is that ham?

TARGET

Uh. Yeah. Ham and swiss.

LEO

Cool. You got any chips in the case?

TARGET

No chips. Just paperwork.

LEO

Boring.

Leo turns and walks back down. He slides behind the planter.

LEO

He confirmed it. Paperwork. And ham.

Sam stares at the briefcase. The Target closes it, checking his watch nervously.

SAM

He lied. He was defensive. He was protecting the asset.

Sam stands up. He looks at the playground in the distance.

SAM

New objective. We need to secure the extraction point. The slide.

LEO

Why the slide?

SAM

Elevation. Physics. Move out.

EXT. PLAYGROUND - CONTINUOUS

A spiral slide looms over a sea of woodchips floating in meltwater.

Sam stops at the edge of the 'moat.'

SAM

Use the stepping stones.

Sam hops across rubber mushroom platforms. One. Two. Three. He lands on the rubber mat.

SAM

Go, Leo! The enemy is approaching!

Leo steps onto the first mushroom. He wobbles.

He jumps to the second.

SPLASH.

Leo’s left leg plunges into the water.

LEO

Man down!

Sam grabs Leo’s wrist and hauls him onto the mat.

Leo inspects his soaked jeans.

LEO

It’s cold. I can feel the toxins.

SAM

You’ll survive. We have to reach the summit.

They scramble up the metal ladders.

EXT. PLAYGROUND TOWER - CONTINUOUS

Top of the slide. The park spreads out below.

Sam scans the horizon. The Target is still at the gazebo, eating.

LEO

He’s not coming.

SAM

He’s waiting for nightfall. Sleeper agent.

Leo kicks his wet heel against the plastic. THUMP. THUMP.

LEO

Can we go home now? I have Pizza Pockets.

Sam looks into the dark yellow tunnel of the slide.

SAM

Yeah. We can go.

Sam pushes off.

EXT. PLAYGROUND BASE - MOMENTS LATER

Sam shoots out of the slide. THUD.

He stares up at the grey sky. A patch of blue breaks through.

Leo shoots out and lands in a heap.

LEO

Ow. My butt.

They lie there, breathing hard.

LEO

That was a good mission.

SAM

Solid. Next time, let’s track someone with a dog.

Sam sits up. BZZZT.

He checks his phone. INSERT SCREEN: "Bring milk on your way home."

SAM

We have to detour. Supply run. The General needs calcium.

LEO

That’s enemy territory.

SAM

We can handle it.

LEO

I better get an extra Pizza Pocket for this.

They stand and march toward the city skyline.

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