Winter Dark Comedy Short Stories

A frigid Quebec town, buried under a blizzard. The air is thick with the scent of pine, diesel fumes from snowplows, and the low hum of festival anxiety. Inside, cheap motel coffee and the rustle of a dismissed police report create a claustrophobic starting point for a very bad idea.

The world outside is a churning vortex of white, muffling all sound and trapping the claustrophobic scent of old wool and dust inside the small, overheated living room.

The Cafe on Portage is an island of oppressive warmth in the frozen city. Steam fogs the windows, obscuring the view of the grey, snow-packed street. The air is thick with the smell of burnt coffee and steamed milk, a cloying humidity that clings to winter coats and promises a slow, certain doom for any guest made of frozen water.

Inside a remote, dusty cabin, the only light filters through snow-caked windows, illuminating a space filled with rustic furniture and meticulously crafted death traps. The air is frigid, smelling of pine, old wood, and the faint, metallic tang of imminent danger. Outside, a blizzard howls, its fury a constant, oppressive pressure against the thin walls, promising a slow, cold death to match the cabin's quicker, more inventive ones.